When I first came across the various texts on the meat snack package I could not resist the obvious jokes and even created a t-shirt iron-on with the most suggestive line. I'm going to have to work out a bit more before I can wear the shirt out in good conscience, but it still gives me jollies as I try to come up with a non-personal use for the 3.65 ounces of meat snack in a bag.
The company did eventually write me back (from the cold north woods of Wisconsin). The disclaimer about personal use simply means that I cannot export the meat snack and sell it.
3.65 oz of meat snack costs $5.99 at the store next to my office.
I had no idea that meat snacks were so in demand around the world that I could make a profit by buying, shipping, and re-selling the meat snack in foreign lands.
Here we lavish one another with gifts of gold: there they come bearing meat snacks.
Hopeful Male: Darling, you are the most precious creation in my eye. I brought you these.
Blushing Female: Ohhhhhh...Meat Snacks...you shouldn't have.
And just like here - she REALLY meant it.